An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
Church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled,

"Stop! Acts 2:38! " (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus
Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,

"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two
38's!"

PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY

and remember knowing scripture can save your life in more ways than
one.

This time a highly commended for her bronze latin exam and a 3rd place in the rock n roll.

Been there, done that, got the autograph!
(and had a fabulous time in the process)